Here is exhibit one: This deordorant was in a hit and run accident on Friday night August 25 of 2006. From what I have learned this brand is highly addictive and will cause boys around about the age or 11 to act out violently. Especially if found in the hands of their brothers. Just the thought of it being put anywhere near their brother's highly offensive arm pits is enought to incite rage. And this time it did.....
This is the owner of the above mentioned deodorant. As you can see he broke his hand trying to save his beloved deordorant from his brother arm pits. The brother blocked the owner's fist with his knee....
Here is the mug shot of the offender and his weapon, the knee cap.
Let this be an example to everyone. Please keep your deordorant away from this man.
3 comments:
Hope he didn't hurt his hand/arm too bad. Wouldn't want him to not be able to do his homework?:???
OMG! I suppose he is right handed and that really makes for messy homework. He should have to write 100 times (with his left hand) that he will not hit his brother over deodrant. At least he could wait to hit him for a game boy game or something important. Ha Ha.
I thought they only did this for Axe deordorant... It's been like this in our house before with the *Axe Stick* deordorant...
Hope it heals fast... wouldn't want him to get out of doing ALL HIS HOMEWORK... ohhh darn...
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